Dedicated signed books!

Would you like a chance to win one of Marco’s books with a personalised dedication from the awful author himself? Just sign-up to Marco’s mailing list with the form below. Every month, Marco’s Bronx mom picks a name out of a hat at a special ceremony organised by Barney. The unlucky person chosen gets the book of their choice with the dedication of their choice, with the result announced on Twitter. So don’t dither, sign-up now! If you win, we will email you to arrange delivery by Acme Couriers, a first-class outfit owned by Barney’s god-daughter.